while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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