He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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