READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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