just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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