doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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