You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Do you have feelings for this penis?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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