nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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