Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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