How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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