I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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