i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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