I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
