Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize