ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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