We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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