sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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