My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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