Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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