we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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