i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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