So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
