The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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