I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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