Porn is love you can see.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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