Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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