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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

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  and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

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  Shotgun.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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  Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.

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  I hate Sailor Jerry.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The second I see you we're shot gunning beers

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  It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning

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  And your point is?

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  Marry me

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• (530): View more from California

  that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...

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• (858): View more from California

  Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?

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