Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(970): View more from Colorado

I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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(903): View more from Texas

Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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(443): View more from Maryland

just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me

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(847): View more from Illinois

Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands

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(304): View more from West Virginia

That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.

(304): View more from West Virginia

Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?

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(775): View more from Nevada

she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

(702): View more from Nevada

you puked ON HER

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later

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