worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.