so explain again why im purple
no
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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