I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you had me at cake vodka
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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