She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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