The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need moral support for this bender
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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