come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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You. Win. At. Life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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