My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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