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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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