I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She said her name was "party"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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