No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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