Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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