No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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