My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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