This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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