Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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