Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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