i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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