Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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