I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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