Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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