youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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