She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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