The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am naked and annoyed.
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