Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
