he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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