its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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