dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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