I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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