found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.