I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
that's an acceptable place to lick
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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