I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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