Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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