this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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